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Pro Road Trip Tips…from the least put together mom you know. 💁🏻♀️⠀
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👶🏻Definitely drive 16 hours overnight with a quarantine baby who has never spent more than ten minutes in the car. ⠀
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💃🏻Absolutely put that baby out of reach and in a spot where you have to contort your mombod to an 8 inch gap every time (read: 7281 times) you need to tend to him. ⠀
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🛏Bring your body pillow but then forget about it’s existence when you decide to try to lay down in that gap at 2 AM for a power nap. ⠀
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💺Go ahead and lose that headrest on the passenger seat because it’s going to serve no purpose other than punching you in your lady garden all 7281 trips back and forth. ⠀
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💡TURN THE LIGHTS OFF FROM AUTO sometime before your 3 AM gas break so they don’t wake the children up when the door opens. Also, pretend like you haven’t made this mistake EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you’ve made this trip. ⠀
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🦠Forget your hand sanitizer in the middle of a pandemic. Also—travel to the new worldwide epicenter. 😂🤷🏻♀️ #becauseflorida⠀
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📦Stress buy a new bigger car seat at 4 AM and have it shipped to your family’s house bc that’s definitely the reason he’s still crying and it’s either that or we are flying home! 🛫✌🏼 ⠀
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🥎Discover at 9 AM in the final 10 mile stretch that a FREAKING BEACH BALL that one of your kids snuck into the car was all the entertainment your baby needed. 😒😒⠀
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Do as I say, not as I do. You’re welcome. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. 😘
